imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
Now thats a movie!
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
what do you mean “as if Drake and Josh never ended”
what do you mean
"Hero" by Frank Ocean + Mick Jones + Paul Simonon + Diplo.
Converse Three Artists. One Song
Additional vocals from the West Los Angeles Children’s Choir.
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist
Anonymous asked: REMOVE POLAND
I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL
when the teacher says “you have to be pretty stupid to get this question wrong” and the whole class laughs but i don’t understand it at all
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
”we’re not calling him dad.”
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we got a couple of dalmatians
goddammit cruella not this shit again